Today, after work, I went to Funan The IT Mall to look for accessories for my MP3 and to look for new laptops. After that, i walked to Raffles City then to Bras Basah Rd ( opp Raffles Hotel, near the McDonald at Bras Basah Complex),when I saw this old lady, wearing torn and dirty clothes, standing there, wandering aimlessly, murmuring to herself.
But one thing is very weird, which ALL the passer-bys notice. Her breast is seriously huge, till we all think that she stuff things inside.
She looked at me for a sec and i quickly turned away. And i saw a little boy pointing to her breast and heard him asking:
"Mummy, are there babies inside?"
I was amused by his words, but controlled myself as it is not nice to laugh at this poor old lady. I guessed she must have lost her way.
Therefore, in conclusion, the rich people(you should know who you are. (: ) should try to fork out more money to help these poor and sick people. As for the less richer people, we should be doing more work. Those with money, help financially, those abled to help, can just help.
I do believe in a country like Singapore, there are poor people around, it is just that as we compare with the other countries, we may just appear to have ZERO poor people.
every day is a new day ♥
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4:01 PM
Ok, im bored now, very bored. 1 more hr to go before im off work. Going to Paragon after work. Finish what is required of me very soon! Wahaha!
Guess that im quite productive (work i mean, stop entertaining your dirty thoughts :p)
Kidding! But at least i worked. Not like someone who can rest and still get paid!
You might not have known this,but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. !
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. !
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Tat, you must read this one) 'Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!" So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal.
The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!" The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American. "Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American. "What is it?" asked the American. "Sweet of India!" replied the old man. After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the American in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!" (Tat's favourtie by the way) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing.
"See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What a Woman Says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now you'll have no clothes to wear."
What a Man Hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hope you enjoy these little funny things!
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.
Answers (highlight for answers) 1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
4. The answer is Charcoal.
5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
6. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph...
Hello, once again. BLogging in the office. Apparently, we are having free lunch because of 2 birthdays we are celebrating. Woohoo! Beehoon is nice and i have ate 3 plates of it. (most guys ate 4 plates) so im not greedy. Enjoying my dessert now! Some kind of fruit cocktail! ok Got to go! Ciao!
1. Capmbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good... 2. Coca Cola Condoms: the real thing. 3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going... 6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest. 7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities. 8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good. 9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! 10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper! 11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop! 12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? 13. Nike Condoms: just do it. 14. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. 15. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border. 16. Tattslotto Condoms: Who's next? 17. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before. 18. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. 19. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United. 20. Yellow pages Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? don't you wish everybody did?
Oh my goodness! Raining early in the morning before i start my work.
Is this a sign? An omen or this follows the chinese saying [shui wei cai = water = $$]
NEA says that heavy showers is expected till late morning and low lying areas are expected to be flooded.
Good luck to myself!
every day is a new day ♥
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3:50 AM
Hello, hope you enjoy my previous entry.
Someone better start to plan about a treat for me at an Italian restaurant.
Hope that "someone" knows what i mean. =D Anyway, tml is my "first" day of work at NTUC income. Yeah, going to see my friendly ex-colleges again. Woohoo! Though i have heard some other evil-do-ers there. ;P. Free vending machine drinks. Free treats. Paraditz Centre's watermelon. Mmmm yummy! Shall be working from 830am to 930pm everyday except friday (which i will end work early at ard 530pm.)
I think i will be deprived of slp again but nvm, at least i wont be like "someone" who can peacefully take a *a* in the office. Know what i mean? haha..if got time tml, i shall blog in the office too..haha =D. Ok, i confessed, i just maple-ed not too long ago, and i levelled up again. It has been a few months since i last maple-ed. It was a good experience. Haha! Anyway, shall go sleep now, since i have to wake up at 7am ltr. Wish myself luck tml. No rough roads in front of me.
In any case, Good night.
(PS: i just finished watching zhong ji yi ban also and kimleng, dont go tell anyone else about the youtube videos ok? haha =P !)
every day is a new day ♥
Friday, March 23, 2007 ;
11:46 PM
Ok, i owe a lot of photos, videos update! Now, i am going to put it all up now!
Enjoy!
Firstly
Mark,Jacq,Serene,Jon,Jaeden,Veron,Myself went Geylang to find food.
Chilli Crab at Geylang.
Of coz, me and jacq zi-pai-ing again.
Our LOOOOOONG You Tiao!
Up next, photos taken at Mas house while we prepared Tiramisu.
Kindly take note that Hakim is cutting onions with his shades. according to him, this can prevent him from tearing. But it failed in the end. He teared even more.
View the video, Take note that siling wanted to be shown that she is actually baking a cake.Listen to the conversation. Another point is, Tatiana did not do any work except asking us what we are supposed to do. Haha..kidding. She did some work la, but she has to clean her hands of coz. People know what i mean. =D
Well, you may want to turn your volume a bit lower coz as usual the 2 of them(hakim, tat) is quarrelling again with an innoncent passerby(felicia) who was dragged in. Look behind the scenes whr Hardworking Liana is working. I think i am a great reporter. =D.
I didnt force tat to say any of these, she wanted to say all these that has been lying deep down in her heart for a long time. =D. Muahaha!
I think i looked great in specs. =D
Went to help out at the BSC event also. Stayed overnight beside Singapore River.
My Job as a telemarketeer.
To Whom-it-may-concern, please remember what you owe me, or else..... You should know who you are: "$11/hr, 3 hours lunch, nap, photocopy, check email"
Your Dearest, KB
In just a short span of 8 days, i went to KCC CC twice to sing K with the same gang.(yt,kl,mg,sadako,seaweed) It only cost $8 and you can sing for 5 hours (2pm-7pm) How cool is that? PLUS 1 free drink! I love singing. Today went to sing also! Woohoo! i enjoyed man! Though today we chose a lot of English songs and the MVs are seriously boring, but the songs are nice! After that, we went to Princess to watch Mr Bean's Holiday. Aww man, it was damn freaking hilarious, was laughing madly throughout the whole movie, thought the movie was short and with some idiot uncle walking here and there. Bish!
Rating for Mr Bean's movie: Time: 2.5/5 Humor: 4.5/5 Story line: 4/5
Overall, it was a nice movie!
every day is a new day ♥
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5:33 AM
***new songs updated! Choose it your own way!*** ---> (its there) --->
Last day at work of the week. Another funny conversation i had today again.
I called this family. A little boy picked up the phone. As usual, i said what i need to say.
KB: Blah blah blah... Boy: You wait ar....(shouts..mummy, your phone......)
A while ltr....
Boy: Mummy not at home! KB: Really? How about daddy?
Boy: (holds for a while and whisper. now looking for daddy...) Er....(a lady whisper to the boy, ask what he wants?) What do you want?
KB: (-.-)" O.o......o.O....... I am a ....blah blah blah...
Boy: (whispers again...the lady quickly say dont want...) Tooot..........tooot.......... (boy put down the phone)
KB: .......*speechless*
I was ROFL in the office...but had to control myself also...or else people would think that im mad after all the calling... O..i went to the pantry and open the fridge, guess what i found? ICE-CREAM, COKE, MILK! hahaha! And they have FREE WATER, PENS, HIGHLIGHTERS there..haha..but i didnt take..=P
In the office, i called siling today...and asked her about her new job with fel. She said her side was very pressurising coz the supervisor will be nagging etc.. But felicia re-assured her by saying: " This is all for $$$$" Haha! How practical of fel! =P...haha! kidding!
I sms Tatiana also...and attempt to call her..but she say she was in a function and it is rude to pick up phone calls...haha! How weird! =P But in the sms conversation we had, she said she will be giving me a treat..and i gladly chose the place.=D And it is located at Bukit Timah. One of the very delicious Italian resturant located in the bungalows estate.
She wants me to give her a treat on the desserts. But i questioned her instead. Who earns more? Ans: Tat Who work more and get paid lesser? Ans: KB Who work lesser and get paid more? Ans: Tat
So conclusion Tat should treat me for the whole FULL course of the meal. =D. (inclusive of GST also.)
Oh ya tat, is transport provided to Bukit Timah by the way? ;P.. HAHA!
every day is a new day ♥
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 ;
11:21 PM
Another day at work.
Today, i had 2 of the funny/irritating conversations.
Conversation #1 (Ms Y is an AUNTIE) KB: Hello, may i speak to Mr. X-X-X?
Ms Y : Why you find him for?
KB: I'm KB from XXX Company and we are property agents. We would like to ask whether you have any intention to sell your flat?
Ms Y: How you get my no?
KB: We got it from our system.
Ms Y: My no is private. How you get my no?
KB: Like i said, we got it from the system.
Ms Y: Ya i know, but my no is private. How did you get my no?
KB: We got it from the system.
Ms Y (shouting) : I know! But my no is private, how did you get? And whats the use of me getting my no private when you can find! If thats the case, i will cut my this number.
KB: (deep in my heart) )*#&$*&#&$#(! As if i know where we get your number! (covers the speaking place) told my partner, i feel like putting down the phone.
Ms Y: toooo~~~~ *puts down the phone alrdy*
KB: Siao Char Bo!
Conversation #2 KB: Hello, may i speak to Mr. X-X-X?
Little Boy: Wei? Wei? (it means hello?)
KB: Qing wen Mr A zai ma? (is mr A at home?)
Little boy: huh?
KB: Qing wen papa zai ma? (is your father at home?)
Little Boy: papa ar?
KB: dui! ni de papa (ya your father!)
Little Boy: Ta bu zai! (not at home)
KB: Mama lei? ( how about your mother?)
Little Boy: Ye bu zai! gong gong zai! (also not at home, but grandpa is at home!)
KB: Na me, jiao ni gong gong lai!
Little Boy: Ta bu zai! (not at home.)
KB: -.-" Suan le bye bye!
I got played by a little boy! -.-"
Another Funny thing is...my friend, michelle overheard the guy sitting beside us.
Dick: Hello, I'm Dick.
Customer over the phone said something.
Dick: Ya DICK, DICK as in D-I-C-K!
he make it sound like that DICK..you know what i mean? Haha! =P
Service, an important factor in the tourism business in Singapore. Yet, satisfied customer service is still not being fulfilled in Singapore and to think the relevant officials still held the GEMS in Singapore. What kind of customer service are we consumers getting?
Scene 1 A group of friends walked into the shop, wanting to buy slippers. Along came a guy who served us with black face. Friend A didnt know what slipper to get, so A tried a lot of the slippers, but the guy didnt show any interest to serve us. And also, gave a bad attitude.
The friends looked over at the other side, and another person who is in the same shop was much more friendlier.
In the end, nothing was bought, due to the lack of good customer service. Scene 2 I went to buy dinner. After buying, wanted to get a bit more chilli for my brother. So i requested for a chilli but they ignored me, so i automatically took it on my own, since it is reachable. A fierce stare was given instead and what can i do? Stared back fiercely of coz, just that, my right hand middle finger didnt come out.
Should we try to improve our service? Is our plea for better customer service heard? Is the current campaign GEMS successful? Should GEMS be reached out to heartlands too?
Bad customer service = lesser things purchase = slower economic growth Who suffer in the end?
It's US!
every day is a new day ♥
Sunday, March 18, 2007 ;
11:59 PM
Goodness gracious me! I have been detox-ing for the past 4 days alrdy!
Detox Detox Detox...Must be the amount of Chilli i ate recently.
Argh...stomach pain again!
Off to toilet~~~~~~
Lame entry!
every day is a new day ♥
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3:47 AM
Had another fun day at town today. Went to some kind of toy museum. I think its call MINT or something. Brings back some memory.
And i suddenly remember about doraemon and i went Wikipedia to find and this is what i found.
Some of the finale (rumors) of Doraemon includes:
1) Doraemon died! OMG!!!! 2) All the things about Doraemon is all fake, all thought by Nobita, he was in coma and suffered from some kind of disease or something. Goodness! 3) And a few more!
Well, you can go this website and check, Doraemon. The ending is so sad. I mean the 1st one. He died.Sad! Oh ya, another thing i found out is that, Doraemon is actually yellow in colour, but due to the rats that "ate" its ears, he become depressed and then, he turned into BLUE. LOL thats so amusing!
In "The Doraemons" story arc, it is revealed that Doraemon's original paint color was yellow. After getting his ears gnawed off by the robot mouse, he slipped into depression on top of a tower, where he drank a potion with a label having letters that resembled "sadness". As he cried for a long time, the yellow color washed off and his voice changed due to the potion.
And another interesting fact is that, Doraemon weighs 129.3kg, has a height of 129.3m, able to run at 129.3km/hr when scared and jumps 129.3m when threatened !
Wow! he is so powerful! Even better than Superman! haha! Ok, i think this post is lame! haha!
*Credits: Above Information all taken from Wikipedia!*
And 1 more thing! My brother keep saying that i looked like Wayne Rooney when i smiled. Coz when we smiled, no 1 can see our eyes. Ad we have the same head shape. Should i be flattered or ???! LOL
every day is a new day ♥
Saturday, March 17, 2007 ;
4:40 AM
Aww..man, was catching up with Ugly Betty for the whole day...and to think that the show is currently still airing in America.
7 more episodes before it ends...But wow, i must say the surprise they gave me is wonderful...
(Read it at your own risk, dont call me a spoiler! Highlight if you want to know some WOW thing!) I didnt expect Alex to be alive and he came back to be a WOW!
And guess what...something else surprises me too.... And i think a lot of people will hate that Walter guy. You will know why at the later part of the show.
Geez~
every day is a new day ♥
Thursday, March 15, 2007 ;
11:19 PM
This was what happen between me and the customer over the phone. Below is a conversation that is being en-acted.
KB: Hello, is this Mr. X-X-X?
I'm KB from XXX Company and we are property agents. We would like to ask whether you have any intention to sell your flat?
Mr. X-X-X: Fu*k you la, CCB! TMD! I TELL YOU, YOU BETTER STOP CALLING ME YOU CCB,MUTHAF*CKER!
KB: So..r...r..y....Bye bye! (*slams down the phone*)
goodness scare me to death!
However, there are also nice people around who will kid with you. Such kind people makes my day!
Anyway, did things that hurt my throat today. Now, my voice a bit *ahem*. Firstly, went to sing K at KCC for 3 hrs. Was extremely high today when it comes to singing. Then at nite, went to work as a telemarketeer and i earn Comission le! haha!
Received results today. and its higher than what is expected.
Haha..of coz i gt a Z in one of my subjects.
Tat, though u gt 3 As? but so what? i gt 2 As and 1 Z...i still win you!
Hahahahaha..... Tat lost to me~!
And you still owe me a Osim Uzap! And at least hakim wins u in marketing..haha...so tat...arent u ashamed of yourself? hahha...kidding!
every day is a new day ♥
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2:12 AM
Yes this is what i bought. My latest MP3.
It is extremely slim.
YP-K3 Share the Digital Delight * Sharing Music through Optional Portable Docking Speaker* Excellent Sound Quality with DNSe 3D * Emotional and Unique Design
By the way, i think that a fast food resturant (starts with K) is going to suffer on their sales, due to the Advertisment they have. Especially the one with Fish O*e!
You all shld know what i mean.
=)!
every day is a new day ♥
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 ;
3:16 PM
Haha! yes the music thing is completed...
I'm sharing my music with jacq.
Thanks!
Coz mine, i try to upload but they only accept MP3 format and not WMA...so i cant upload the songs i want.
So in any case, thanks jacq!
WHY ARE MY RESULTS NOT OUT YET! )#&$&#
every day is a new day ♥
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1:11 PM
Hello! How are you? Guess what, my posts are getting lame. ok goodbye.
Duno what i type above? Haha...highlight the bottom.
Hello! How are you? Guess what, my posts are getting lame. ok goodbye.
every day is a new day ♥
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5:52 AM
(*#$(*$# I'm having trouble with the music thing.
Never mind, shall try again tml.
and Jacq, if u see the msg here...kindly contact me when you are back in Spore.
Kumsahamita
every day is a new day ♥
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4:48 AM
I found myself, growing to be attached to the nightlife.
I like the peacefulness at night.
Sounds of crickets,
in the crisp cool air,
listening to my favourite music,
i'm enjoying it.
Is this what i call heaven?
every day is a new day ♥
the one and only ;
seventeen, 131089 currently a tp-ian
ex-bdsian,ex-rssian logistics & operations management
I think i looked great in specs. =D 
My Job as a telemarketeer.
